July 4, 2008...11:56 am

Choose Senility

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Is it a lone prankster? A disgruntled group of grumps? A Freedom Movement, here in our li’l patch of historically preserved suburbs?

I’m talking here of the micro-vandalism witnessed on my mother’s car. Well, to be more accurate, the vandalism perpetrated on her magnetic Choose Civility bumper sticker, which happens to be on her car. I got blamed for this act, which I took in good spirit. See, someone has produced a syllabic switch-out; they’ve created mini-stickers to slap on and over the forest green “Choose Civility in Howard County” bumper stickers. My mother’s sticker now says “Choose Senility.”

What do you think? Is this a mild-mannered petty vandal? A no-two-ways-about-it criminal who wrongfully has damaged personal property? Have you seen evidence that this is a multi-messaged campaign with a barrage of new stickers popping up? Speak up, dear citizens. Speak up.

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